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Things Not to Say in a Facebook Status Update

From Wired:

# 1. Rockin’ Freebird!
# 2. Rubbing cream on that thing I noticed last weekend. Doesn’t seem to be working.
# 3. Buying DC Universe Classics Wave 5 the Atom at Wal-Mart! Build-a-figure Metallo is complete!
# 4. Feeling trapped in this male body.
# 5. Jesus, I’m lonely.
# 6. D’oh! Accidentally trimmed my pickin’ nail.
# 7. Watching The Notebook again.
# 8. Quick! Does anyone know the age of consent in Kentucky?
# 9. Just came up with a new emoticon for sanguine [:<≠>
# 10. Thinking about maybe talking to someone.

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